Extraterrestrials

"On my planet dresses are shorter than on yours so that a skirt doesn't prevent wheelchair movement. We don't have clothes with open back but we are happy to demonstrate our strong arms. At our discos there is more space than on yours and we can go crazy in the way you even can't imagine. But your planet is also not bad."

"All clothes on our planet are not very long so that you can stand and sit comfortably. We don't have any buttons — we use only zippers. Our furniture is very low and soft but out shoes have high platforms. The handles of our tennis rackets are much thinner than yours. We like zucchini pancakes and invented time machine so that all people could live forever."

"On my planet there is no such notion "footwear" — moreover, it's always summer. Our dresses are fastened along the sides like slipcovers. Pavements go by themselves and special escalators go up the mountains. Each peace of furniture has convenient handles which one can easily lean on and all goods in supermarkets are located not far from the floor. It's no problem to find a stylish backpack which can be conveniently placed on the handles between the wheels and all girls prefer skirts to trousers."

"On my planet jeans are fastened with zippers located along one's hips. Our banisters have special ledges you can conveniently cling on and our wardrobes have built-in mechanisms which straighten clothes on hangers by themselves. Our baths are very low and wide and colorful sparkling fish swim in our transparent floor-aquarium."